Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
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What my new iPad has taught me:
The wifi on one side of my bed is infinitely better than the wifi on the other. Also, the quality wifi side is not the one with the pillows on it.
I am really bad at typing on a touch screen but I’m getting better at it.
Tinychat sucks as an app.
On the iPad, you actually have to double space your posts yourself. Tumblr doesn’t do it for you like it does on the computer.
The webcams gets really really close to your face when you try to video chat.
Temple run is way more addicting when you own it yourself and are not just using your friend’s iPod touch. Like waaaaaay more addicting.
I like technology so much more than I thought I did.
Autocorrect actually is really helpful… You can probably guess I haven’t had a really embarrassing mishap with it yet.
Steve jobs is my hero.
Stefon's many midget jokes
- Stefon: Human fire hydrants.
- Seth: What is a human fire hydrant?
- Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
- Stefon: A party room filled with human bathmats.
- Seth: What is a human bathmat?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
- Stefon: And a human parking cone!
- Seth: What's a human parking cone?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
- Stefon: No like human suitcases.
- Seth: What is a human suitcase?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
- Stefon: And bond while flying a human kite.
- Seth: What is a human kite?
- Stefon: It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
- Stefon: Human fire extinguishers.
- Seth: What is a human fire extinguisher?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
- Stefon: A human boombox.
- Seth: What's a human boombox?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
- Stefon: Hoombas.
- Seth: Hoombas?
- Stefon: Human roombas.
- Seth: What's a human roomba?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
- Stefon: A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
- Seth: I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
I KNOW I KNOW I’M TRYING TO LEARN NO ONE WILL TEACH ME. ;-;
When random people start following you on Tumblr
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Genius
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BEST HIPSTER EDITS
jecx:
FOREVER REBLOG.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT EVEN BREATHE
I CAN’1TC BREATHE SKDHIUHDUIVHSIDUFH OOMG WHYYY
CRYING
CRYING
The train one is my favourite.
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The Zodiacs in the Hunger Games.
Aries: Might be the first one to die, as they’d join the first battle. If they choose to run, they’d survive pretty long. May be killed when overpowered.
Taurus: Does look at the items for a second, may or may not grab a backpack or food, then runs off. Will hide somewhere for as long as they can. May die because of the Game Master.
Gemini: Will be clever enough to turn around and run. Likely to form an alliance with a big group of people. Might backstab them in order to survive.
Cancer: They’re gonna grab a bottle of water and run, run, run, mostly through thick bushes or somewhere, where pursuing them will be hard. Will likely die in a surprise attack from another tribute.
Leo: Grabs the thing that’s closest and runs, will not stop before they’re at least one day away from the starting point. Will hide in a tree, high up. Is good at surviving, may find a partner to form an alliance with, but will have a hard time betraying them and might be dead before they get to kill their ally.
Virgo: Will find a lake or a river; anywhere, where they’ll have enough water, firstly. They’re good survivors, because of their sharp eye. Virgo will instinctive find eatable berries and plants, but might be killed because they’ll be a tad bit too careless.
Libra: Might be dead quickly, because they can’t decide whether to take something… or what to take. If they choose to run, they’ll likely survive a little longer. May be good at laying out traps.
Scorpio: Knows, that the first fight isn’t something, they should take place in. Will climb a tree close to the starting spot and watch the bodies hit the floor. Once there’s nobody left anymore, they’ll go and grab some good weapons. A Scorpio is dangerous, but not unbeatable.
Sagittarius: They’ll likely just run, they’ve got the stamina to put a big space between themselves and pursuers. Will never stay at the same places for longer than a few hours. Excellent hunter, if there’s animals, they’ll not starve to death. May step into a trap though.
Capricorn: They’re not stupid, so they’ll run without looking back. They’ll look for a cave. Somewhere to hide. They’re usually good at this, but will have a hard time with the food, they might go back to the supplies soon, and this is where they’ll end.
Aquarius: Likely to form and alliance. They have great ideas and are creative when it comes to surviving. May be good at disappearing in the shadow of a tree or rock - and good at disguising themselves… or they’ll die by an ally.
Pisces: Poor Pisces. They might be really confused as to what exactly to do first. Will most likely choose to run and decide later… which will be a mistake. They’ll just get lost and don’t know where they are. If they’re clever, they’ll hide, if not, they’ll get killed easily.
…me if I ever meet josh hutchersonSame.
